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Showing posts with label dumb Americans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumb Americans. Show all posts
Monday, July 1, 2013
5 MYTHS ABOUT CANADA EXPOSED
HAPPY CANADA DAY, FELLOW CANUCKS!!!
Myths about Canada:
- Hockey is our national sport. WRONG. LACROSSE is our national sport. Nobody I know plays lacrosse or watches it, but that's the truth, eh?
- Saskatchewan is the capital of Canada. WRONG. Saskatchewan is a prairie province located between Alberta and Manitoba. The city of OTTAWA, in the province of ONTARIO, is the capital of Canada. Stephen Harper lives there.
- There are no trees or cities in Canada. WRONG. These are seriously questions I was asked on my recent holiday to Michigan by otherwise quite bright people. Softwood lumber is one of our major exports to the USA. I myself live in a city of approximately half a million people (EDMONTON, Alberta), which is the capital of the province of Alberta. I live in a highrise apartment and have never seen a polar bear.
- Our money looks funny. WRONG. Our bills are different colors to make it easy to differentiate them. I heard a story from a woman in the USA recently that she had mistakenly left a waitress an American $100 bill as a tip. They all look the same. The fives are a slightly different shade of blue-green in the USA. Big deal. Our money has neat pictures on it and it doesn't have the all-seeing eye...
- Canadians are called non-resident aliens by the American government and some Americans. I seriously read this on a US government form. I was called an alien on numerous occasions while visiting the USA with a valid and quite recent Canadian passport. I am not an alien. ET is an alien. ALIEN is an alien. I am a Canadian and proud of it and happy to be a Canadian. In my country Americans are not called aliens. Please respect that.
- These are all myths about Canada.I'm just sorry I live in a country that is being rapidly eroded by American values and American debts.
Let's watch the fireworks on July 1 (Canada Day) and join in the celebrations. I always walk down to the Promenade a block away and watch the fireworks at eleven p.m.
CANADIAN, eh?
- GOOGLE has our Parliament Buildings featured. Check it out; my 5 myths are really only a fraction of the myths about Canada, but perhaps Google will straighten you out and inform the uninformed, eh? Or maybe not.
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| This is me at a baseball game in July 2011 |
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Fox News Bashes Canadian Military Site youtube.com
Fox News Bashes Canadian Military Site
Russell Peters, Canadian born comedian of Indian descent, bashes Canada first
Our Accents
- Canadian born Russell Peters bashes white Canadians and our accents. Hee-haw, lol.
Jim Carrey, Canadian-born actor, satirizes his Canadian roots, lol
- The Great Moose and the squirrel?
- Drilling a hole in the ice to get food.
- Building an igloo.
A Canadian Icon, RIP Stompin' Tom Connors
A concert
We'll get to work on Monday
But tonight is only Sunday
And we'll get to work tomorrow
On a Sudbury Saturday night.
Fox News Insults Canada and Canada's Military
"This is the perfect time to invade this ridiculous country"
Fox News Apologizes for Insulting Canadian Troops
Come on, Canada, lighten up. Our military is no longer lean and mean, we take over the hill guys from the city and train them for six weeks in mud and broken terrain, then set them loose in Afghanistan. Sure, we're no longer peacekeepers.
Fox, as we all know, is rah rah America and that's to be expected. What about our Rick Mercer report? Funny as hell, sure. But insulting to our neighbors?
Sure.
See this for dissing one's neighbors. Funny? Yes. Insulting to the USA? Sure.
Let's have a beer and laugh about it.
Lastly, Rick Mercer with "Everything you Wanted to Know about Canada but were afraid to ask."
God save the Queen.
Americans respond:
"The people of the greatest nation in the world.
We respect other cultures, and are tolerant, unlike European people who
stereotype us as fat and lazy. FYI, everyone in America doesn't like
McDonalds... in fact many of us don't... and by the way there is
McDonalds EVERYWHERE!!
"George W. Bush is in no way an example of a "typical" American. In reality, there are no "typical" Americans... We are a melting pot of many cultures.
"So before you diss the Americans, think of this.
"OUR ANCESTORS ARE ITALIAN, SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, SWISS, GREEK, etc. So yeah keep insulting yourselves =D
"George W. Bush is in no way an example of a "typical" American. In reality, there are no "typical" Americans... We are a melting pot of many cultures.
"So before you diss the Americans, think of this.
"OUR ANCESTORS ARE ITALIAN, SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, SWISS, GREEK, etc. So yeah keep insulting yourselves =D
*German guy*: Americans are fat and dumb.
*American w/ German ancestry*:Yeah dude, our ancestors were cousins. Think it through"
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*American w/ German ancestry*:Yeah dude, our ancestors were cousins. Think it through"
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