This is a fast Spring Diets post without the fast, heh heh.

First we have the cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato.

Omit the burger, bun, and cheese and you have a lovely Spring Diet.

Greasy cheeseburger mmm

Then there is fish. Very good for the brain and the rest of you. Really, but you have to cook it first, and many fish are endangered. Well, no, if it's sushi you don't have to cook it first. But California rolls are nice.

Please don't eat dolphin or whale, and cod is scarce. Dolphin are our cousins, and whales are endangered. Shrimp is nice but be careful how it's processed.

Asian shrimp/sprouts meal mmm

Wine is good for the heart, but it's not good for the liver if you drink too much of it, and not good for your social life if you imbibe too much at a wild party. Really, I know.

Cheese is a good dairy choice and goes very well with the grapes and wine. Have fun at the party.

Wine and cheese and grapes mmm

And, of course, the green salad.

Happy spring, everyone. Please send me your favorite green recipes and I'll reproduce them here. Brouhahahaha pizza, anyone? This is serious stuff, and note he's from Toronto, CANADA. Go blue Jays!