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Tuesday, May 22, 2018
GROANERS and the benefits of MODERATE alcohol use!!
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
What's green green green green green?
a frog rolling down a hill
What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
What's green green green green green?
What is a frogs favorite time?
Why did the frog go to the mall?
What's your favorite groaner? Post it here!
Or did you write a frog story for children (or adults?)? Post it here!
Have a great week, everyone! HUMP DAY TOMORROW!!
THE ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF DRINKING ALCOHOL
That means one drink a day for women, two for men. Imbibe more than that, and your risk for health problems goes up! Not to mention alcoholism, which no one wants to live with, believe me!
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What was the cause of the frog's death? He croaked. Oh, by the way, I can't Post my Once A Frog Always A Frog. It's not permissible under publisher's rules. You'll have to read that in Twisted Tales From A Skewed Mind, but, you have already done so.
ReplyDeleteIt was hilarious! I think that would have been a hoot (or a croak) to post that here! The frog did indeed croak, hahaha, thanks for your comment, Mari.
DeleteYour posts are so cute sometimes! Frog Jokes, really? LOL!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Judi, just wanted to mix it up a bit!
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