Canadian Sense of Humor vs. American Lack of Sense of Humor

Americans take themselves too seriously

• Americans have no sense of humor but Canadians constantly laugh at themselves and their neighbors. And the world. 

•  Don't take yourselves so seriously American friends. Loosen up and fly right.
  

  Invading Canada

• Don't think we'd be so easy to invade. We burned down your Whitehouse in 1812. hahahahah
• Correction: the British navy burned down your Whitehouse in 1812.
• The Canadians won the war of 1812.
• The Americans won the war of 1812.
• Nobody won.
• They both won.
  

  Video: Aboriginals lost the war

• The First Nations Indians lost the war.
• Nobody else won or lost.
• It's all propoganda.
• But the British burned down your Whitehouse, hahaha

 Comparing Economies

• You owe China and Japan so much money that you can never repay it. Never. Not even the interest.
• Our healthcare system is better than yours.
• However, we can't take handguns into malls.
• Want to compare economies?
• Alberta, Canada is importing foreign workers because we don't have enough workers in the service and retail industries, we don't have enough doctors or nurses, and we don't have enough tradespeople.

Know who our Prime Minister is?

What's his name?

Is this the PM of Canada?

 

Prime Minister of Canada?

 

Is this the happy face of our PM?

 

Who has cuter kittens?

 

Okay, next time it's bash Canada day. Any suggestions? No, no, no, don't get nasty or arrogant now. We bash gently.

If you like this satirical post you may want to see something more serious on a previous post comparing Greece and the USA. 
Or here, bashing the USA and Canada equally.